So the other night, I’m sitting in my PJ’s, about to go elbow deep into some microwave popcorn, when my phone vibrates with a message from a friend, telling me she just received a marriage proposal from a guy online. A guy she’d never met. A guy she’d never even messaged/talked with.
This is blog fodder GOLD, friends.
I’ll just let you see.
Oooooooooh yeeeeeah, baby. I was drunk with power… what to say? What to do?
Was it my place to steer this poor lost lad in proper online dating courtship methods? You know… stuff like, don’t lead off with lifelong commitment? After all – with great power comes great responsibility.
Or could I just have some fun with him?
I think you all can probably guess…I chose the latter.
So there you have it. I feel I’ve really done some good in this world.
I’m like a SuperHero of online dating, basically. The Dark Knight (or is it Knightess?) of cyber love.
And you all are my co-voyeurs.